Everyone say it together ...
1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my
friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward
an e-mail!
2) I will NOT hear any music or see a
taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail.
3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me
money, Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about
a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
4) Ford will NOT give me a 50%
discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50
people!
5) I will NEVER receive gift
certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola,
Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an
e-mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window
if I forward an e-mail - NEVER--NEVER!!
7) There is NO SUCH THING as an
e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough
to think that
someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to
10 or more people!
8) There is NO kid with cancer
through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting
anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now
cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY
MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.
9) The government does not have a
bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named
it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to
charge us five cents for every e-mail we send.
10) There will be NO cool dancing,
singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or
program that I will receive immediately after I
forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!
11) The American Red Cross will NOT
donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some
never-heard-of
disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The
American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12) And finally, I WILL NOT let
others "guilt" me into sending things by
telling me I am not their friend or that I don't
believe in God. If God wants to send me a message, I
believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He
picks up a PC to pass it on!
*** Now, repeat this to yourself until
you have it memorized, and then send it along to at least
5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will
surely be constipated for the next three months and all
of your hair will fall out!